Recipe for fun. Take one red snowman vest. Add horrible fringe and ridiculously funny 3d decorations. Wear to party. Enjoy. This ugly Christmas sweater vest has 'holy grail of funny' springy boobs that will keep everyone laughing. Cheezy xmas contest worthy sweater that is over-the-top funny. Button front. This is a womens cut sweater. Garment measurements: Chest/bust=46". Length=25".